Registration OPEN for The Haunted Acres 2026
Skeleton Uprising
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Information for 2026 season:
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We are once again doing online ticket sales only. This has worked out really well for everyone the last few years. We are a walk through event, but we schedule by vehicle to try and keep the traffic limited. It's not a drive through event. You get to plan your night, arrive on time and get right into the trail without long wait times. Once again, rain or shine we will have a show. The under roof portions of the trail (Lurid Labyrinth & Haunted Maze) are re-configured in the event of rain (Deadwood Forest will be closed) and we keep you dry and pack more into a smaller area! All 3 locations are included for $10/person. The normal time to complete the event once it is your turn is around 25 to 30 min.
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We are replacing the Snack and Scare Packs with sponsored Scare-Cam & Video-Cam contests for chances to win big prizes! Please follow our facebook page to see which days have sponsorships and please give them a like and follow on their pages listed below!
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Please be on time for your appointments. We will have a very time sensitive procedure going that requires everyone to be lined up and ready to go at your scheduled time. Please show up at our facility on time, or up to 15 minutes early. You have a parking spot associated with your time and we will guide you to it upon arrival and then when it's your turn we will release you up to our event entrance (upper parking lot). The parking staff will fully take care of you and guide you. Please listen to their instructions.
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If you have any questions or concerns about these rules please contact us BEFORE your ​​scheduled appointment so we can work it out early. You can email us at TheHauntedAcres@gmail.com and leave a call back number and we will give you a call if you would like.
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We have t-shirts for sale at the trail with the Skeleton Uprising logo (and some from past years too) for $15 each. The purchase of these helps cover the cost of t-shirts provided to our dedicated crew. Please consider grabbing one as a thank you to our staff.
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We do have cameras in use and attempt to provide you your own "Scare cam" pictures for purchase at the end of the trail!
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Dr. Evelyn Marrow's Breakthrough
Dr. Evelyn Marrow spent a decade chasing one idea: that telomeres — the protective caps at the ends of our chromosomes that shorten every time a cell divides — could be rebuilt and possibly extended. It's the real mechanism behind cellular aging, and Evelyn's insight was that bone marrow, packed with stem cells that constantly renew our blood and immune system, held the key to reversing and rebuilding those telomere bonds. Working from a lab on the edge of The Haunted Acres, she developed a formula that didn't just slow the clock — it turned it backward.
Early trials on skeletal remains "borrowed" from the old Dead End Cemetery and Mausoleum showed something remarkable: dormant cells reactivating, telomeres lengthening far beyond natural limits. Yes, there were a few odd readings early on — flickers of movement across individual bones, and loose fragments seeming to shift and draw toward one another as if trying to reassemble — but Evelyn was just thrilled that her serum was working and side effects seemed like positives in her mind.
Animal trials confirmed the formula worked even better than projected. The wild rats, dogs, and cats didn't just stop aging — they thrived, more energetic and active than before treatment. A handful did shed their fur and, in rare cases, more than that — but Evelyn attributed it to inconsistent early dosing, a wrinkle she was confident she'd since ironed out in later formulations. The important thing was the progress and chance at extended life!
Come and join us as her research unfolds and be one of the first to witness the new age of aging!
We will see you soon at:
The Haunted Acres - Skeleton Uprising!
